Shakespearean Insult Generator

Need a classy way to tell somebody off and leave him scratching his head? Try “Thou artless boil-brained horn-beast!” or “Thou ruttish beetle-headed knave!” or “Thou gorbellied swag-bellied puttock!” or “Thou bootless sheep-biting joithead!” This site gives you all these made up, pseudo-Shakespearean putdowns. Also includes some actual lines: “Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments?” (from Coriolanus). Good for a laugh — just try muttering one of these at the next driver who cuts you off in traffic and see if you don’t chuckle in spite of yourself. (CK)

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